After hearing Hayley's and Jori's funny cell phone stories, I needed to share mine that it made me think of. I found it funny at the time. About a year ago, I get a phone call from this psycho, yeah, he really got on my nerves after a while. Though I did laugh about it. Okay, here goes:
Ring Ring Me: Hello? Pscyho: Yes, is Brian there. Me: No, you have the wrong number. Psycho: Do you know where I can reach him? Me: No, how would I know where to reach him when there is no Brian that lives here. Psycho: Is this the Johnson residence? Me: No. Psycho: Well it says that on your answering machine Me: Actually, no it doesn't since my last name isn't Johnson, stupid!! Psycho: Will you just put Brian on the phone? Me: I don't know a BRIAN!!!!!
I'd had enough entertainment by this time and hung up on him.
4 comments:
i would've said "yeah, let me go get him" and then i would've put the phone up to my butt & farted as loud as i possibly could muster! and if i didn't have to fart (it would be a first & a tragedy all in one) i would've screamed into his ear loud!
That was pretty funny, kaitlin came running up to ask me what I am laughing about.
That's funny!! Why must there be such weirdos? Get a clue, psycho!
that's funny. love hayley's solution. farting is always in order. always.
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