I'm kind of an evil person at times, but at least I admit it, right? We have this new sweeper at our school, who I like to call "speedy". He's a strange bloke. Always running around like he's in a race or something and he's just strange. He sprays our counters from clear across the room, carries the dusting thing in his mouth so he can do more at once, dusts the TV while my teacher friend is sitting underneath, stacks the garbage can (okay, so this one was remedied once we complained to the custodian over him) and didn't put the garbage cans back where they belong. He's just weird okay, take my word for it.
Well, after school today Speedy comes in to clean, I can't help always watching him in entertainment, it's just freaky. The other sweeper comes to mop the back floor, and Speedy goes speeding along the floor, hits the wet part, and goes free skating along, arms flying over his head, glasses sailing across the room and WHAM he hits into my desk (which knocks everything over by the way). Now I'm sitting at my desk staring at him somewhat entertained by all this fun. I do ask him, "Are you all right?" He responds with "Sorry...sorry" and goes zooming off. After he leaves the room I start busting up laughing. See, I told you I'm somewhat evil, but heck people, if you saw what I saw you'd be laughing too.
7 comments:
That's hilarious!! I wuold have loved to see that (and you are not evil!) Man, next time try to get Speedy on camera ;) hee
how about the time i caught him vacuuming the sweat off his fat forehead?! yeah, wierdo! i don't love him.
that's awesome. i love that he vacuums his sweat. that rocks.
Hahaha! I'd totally forgotten about the vacuuming sweat story. Now I'm laughing all over again.
I don't even need to see him slip to laugh,that is dang funny and vacuuming sweat? that is priceless.
How could you not laugh? That is funny. He sounds strange!
That is pretty funny. I probably would laugh. You were making me laugh. He he he... Your funny!
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