Sometimes I have my clutsy, spilling moments. Today was definitely one of those days. Now, usually I might add, I know when I have spilled something or got crappiness all over me. Not today! I woke up on time this morning, shocker of shockers. I had time to curl my hair, put on nice capris and a creme colored shirt. I have my card party tonight and was hoping to look somewhat presentable. Around 9am this morning, I was handing out papers to my kids (note: whenever I say kids, I really mean students, but they're still MY kids, right?) when I look down and notice I have black mark crap all over my shirt. Crappy, crap, sucky! And here I tried so hard to look nice this morning. The worst part about it is, who knows how long the crap has been all over my shirt, and I still can't figure out how I did it. I make a trip to the bathroom and figure I can at least try my best to see if a little water will get it out. Yes, the majority of the ugly black crap marks come out of my shirt, but now I have an even greater problem. I have wet spots all over me. My favorite one of course covered most of my boob, the rest were here and there all over my shirt. I was laughing quite hysterically at myself by this point. Lucky for me it's starting to dry and I won't have to make the trip down to the lunch room looking like a complete freak show. Haha!
5 comments:
Oh, that's me for sure! I'm the sloppiest, messiest person ever and most of the time I have no idea how I did it. Loved the wet shirt part of the whole tale!
Oh man I am known for finding ways to get crap on my shirt. I think cause the boobs stick out they tend to be what everything gets on!
Tide to go, baby!!!
dude, i love it! that is so hilarious. story of my life, too. i'm always covered in puke, snot or food. always.
Mel--that's funny! Man, I hate when that happens--but I always figure wet spots are better than crap, right?
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