Office?!

Have I mentioned how annoyingly moronic our office is at my school? They seem to find more opportunities to drive me absolutely crazy. On Thursday they paged me asking for "Mrs. Reynolds", last I checked I was still Mrs. Jensen. Last year they were constantly paging my room looking for Mrs. Reynolds. My favorite was when the afore mentioned Mrs. Reynolds was off track, they page my room, "Mrs. Reynolds?" "No, this is Mrs. Jensen's room" "Oh. Well, do you know where Mrs. Reynolds is?" "Yes. She is off track!" "Oh. Well, do you have Brennan in your room?" "No. He would be in Mrs. Reynolds class, which is OFF TRACK!" Seriously people, how stupid can you be.

My newest story happened on Friday. We were in the middle of a spelling test, when the office pages my room (oh joy, what new entertainment will I have today).
"Office?"
"Uh...did you need something?" (me)
"You paged us." (office)
"Uh, no I didn't. Don't need anything." (me) A few minutes later.
"Office?"
"What do you need?" (me)
"Do you need something?" (office)
"No!" (me) yes, I'm getting quite frustrated by this point.
"Well, your room is blinking like you paged us." (office)
"No, I didn't push anything. I didn't call you." (me)
"Did one of your kids push the button?" (office) Hmmm...retards, let me check I've been taking a nap over here.
"NO! We are all sitting down. We didn't push anything. We didn't call you." (me) Sheesh! Seriously. What morons! I've had it up to here (okay, so you can't really see my gesturing, but I am way above my head) with their being so unorganized, so clueless on everything. Ugh! Things I have to put up with.