I was relaxing tonight, watching some TV in my pj's, when out of the corner of my eye I saw a big black moving thing on the carpet. It was a jumangus (about 1 1/2 to 2 inches long) black beetle looking thing. If you don't know already, I'm petrified of spiders or anything creepy and crawly. Even though it was jumangus, it definitely classified as creepy and crawly. I knew I couldn't just squash it, since it probably could've squashed me. I went and grabbed one of my drinking glasses, and caught it inside. I got some paper and slid it underneath (meanwhile cursing the blasted thing for entering my house in the first place). I made it to the bathroom, flushed evil monster bug down the toilet, and crashed on the couch. Hooray!
As I was once again relaxing on my couch, my doorbell started ringing. I wasn't expecting anyone, and really wasn't in the mood to deal with anyone at this point. I peeked out my window, didn't see a car or anything and figured screw it, it's probably one of the moron neighbor's visitors at the wrong house (yet again). I ignored said doorbell, figuring they would get the hint I wasn't going to answer. The doorbell continued to ring, along with knocking, and rocks thrown against my window. Now I was just pissed! I opened the door in my tank top pj's ready to kick some butt. He was most definitely for the neighbor's, considering he looked about 12 years old with his wife beater shirt and ugly pants. I don't know if he was more shocked by my NOT being my neighbor, or by my being in pajamas with my "teacher is mad" face on. I started yelling. I think I scared him. Haha. He quickly apologized and ran away.
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Ooh, the bug. Yuk. You were far braver than I would have been, I think. Yuk yuk yuk!!
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