I Hate.....

• Men that are crappy husbands.
• Crappy fathers.
  
• Men that think they're a great father, but really they were only the sperm donor.
• Helicopter moms.
• Kids that do NOT follow directions.
  
• People that are fat and blame it on being pregnant.
  
• When you exchange an item to the store for the exact same item because the first one was defective and they want you to pay more for it because there is no longer a sale.
• Annoying little dogs that yip all the time. (I'm a big dog kinda gal)
• Cats. Not only am I allergic to them, but I find them very annoying and moody!
• Having a zit on my face when it's picture day, or something else equally important.
• Pants that don't fit because they're too short. I'm tall, but seriously, is it that difficult to find long pants that I love?
• When I miss a show and realize my DVR didn't record it.
• Denzel (the previous owner of my telephone number). Dude, you have crappy credit and I'm sick of telling all the creditors that call that this is no longer your number. Oh, and I think it might be important to tell your own mother another way she can contact you if you no longer have this number!
• Solicitors that apparently can't read the "No Soliciting" sign on my door.
• Finding a piece of lint on the floor and thinking it's a spider.
• Hard water.
  
• Going to the grocery store and finding they are out of what you went there for in the first place.
• Finding the perfect shirt and then realizing they're out of your size.
• Veins in chicken.